Nov 9, 2007

Jokes for the holiday

Well, I don't put any jokes in my blog but this morning I received a funny one forwarded from my friend. Here it goes.

Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and
tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my
neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth lah!"

Happy Holiday, guys! I'll be off to Genting and Kuantan in these few days.

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